Welp Japan

D3’s commercials are crazy. 

Wear headphones for full homosexual experience. 

Windows 8.1: Spooky Moe Edition.

(Source: Akiba-PC

Japan has a weird obsession with turning things into little girls. In this case, historical figures.

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Oh, hello Mister — er… Miss Napoleon Bonaparte?

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Oh, yes. I forgot that Julius Caesar loved see-through robes. 

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Wait a second… That’s not what I remember Ivan IV Vasilyevich looking like! 

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However, no one can beat…

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BILLY THE KID. 
Accompanied by Christopher Columbus to the left and Geromino to the right. 

You can check out the game’s website here, and don’t forget to check out the trailer.

Hey, stop.

Stop doing that.

Please.

(Source: Sankaku Complex)

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The cops are probably on the other side. 

(Source: Shinn87’s Twitter)

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Plant lolis.

For some reason the design on her stomach plus like the lighting and leaf placement below her makes her look a little preggo. 

(Source: 4Gamer)

Time for more eroge. 

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Looks pretty standard. I mean, half naked sleeping girls isn’t new for CG art in a game like this. However…

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Apparently the only time you have sex is when they’re asleep.

I think that’s just rape. I can’t imagine consensual sleep sex. 

Google Translates puts out the game’s name as  Throb ☆ Three Pi Horny Zzz Sex! The ♪ ~ Development Vaginal Cum that Girl to Become a Care-

You can check out the website here.

Welp Germany. 

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As weird and simple as this is, I’m somewhat amazed by its existence.

It wouldn’t be a Dakimakura without a erotic reverse side though…

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